D-Code

I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew

My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew

I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a pumpin zeppelin

Its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin

It's d&d

Fighting with the legends of yore

It's d&d

Never kissed lady before

Nope

Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things

We use these as a reference tool

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school

No we're not

I know

Now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master

He's got hit points and charisma to lend

I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragons tomb when I'm not I'm with my girlfriend

Its d&d wait

You've got a girlfriend

Yeah

Yeah no

Its d&d

Warriors that terrify

Its d&d

Virgins 'til the day we

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Die