Criminal

A lot of people ask me stupid fucking questions

A lot of people think that what i say on records

Or what i talk about on a record

That i actually do in real life

Or that i believe in it

Or if i say that i wanna kill somebody that

I'm actually gonna do it

Or that i believe in it

Well shit if you believe that

Then i'll kill you

You know why

Cause i'm a

Criminal

Criminal

You god damn right

I'm a criminal

Yeah i'm a criminal

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head

Whether you're a fag or lez

Or the homosex hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress hate fags the answer's yes

Homophobic nah you're just heterophobic

Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging

That's my motherf**king *****

You'd better let go of em

They belong in my *******

You'll never get hold of em

Hey it's me versace

Whoops somebody shot me

And i was just checking the mail

Get it checking the 'male'

How many records you expecting to sell

After your second lp sends you directly to jail

C'mon relax guy i like *** men

Right ken give me an amen aaa-men

Please lord this boy needs jesus

Heal this child help us destroy these demons

Oh and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause

I watch tv and comcast cable

And you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from topping these charts

And you can't stop me from dropping each march

With a brand new cd for these fucking retards

Duhhh and to think it's just little ol' me

Mr don't give a fuck still won't leave

I'm a criminal

Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

And keep going i don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

And keep going i don't take shit from no one

My mother did *** hard liquor cigarettes and speed

The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

I'm a criminal an animal caged who turned crazed

But how the fick you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised

So as i got older and i got a lot taller

My **** shrunk smaller but my ***** got larger

I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker

Than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word

My morals went thhbbpp when the president *** ****

*** in his oval office on top of his desk

Off of his own employee

Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me

You can't miss me i'm white blonde-haired

And my nose is pointy

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

In plane crashes and laughs

As long as it ain't happened to him

Slim shady i'm as crazy as em

Inem and kim combined kch the maniac's in

Replacing the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today

He's a little under the weather so i'm taking his place

Mm-mm-mmm oh that's dre with an ak to his face

Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

I told you dre you should've kept that thang put away

I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh

I'm a criminal

Aight look uh huh just go up in that motherfucker

Get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there

Aight

I'll be right here waiting on you

Aight

Yo em

What

Don't kill nobody this time

Awwright god damn fuck

Windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it

So when i rob a bank run out and just dive in it

So i'll be disguised in it

And if anybody identifies the guy in it

I'll hide for five minutes

Come back shoot the eyewitness

Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

Die b**ches bastards brats pets

This puppy's lucky i didn't blast his a** yet

If i ever gave a f**k i'd shave my ****

Tuck my **** in between my legs and cluck

You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough

To say the stuff i say so just tape it shut

Shit half the shit i say i just make it up

To make you mad so kiss my white naked a**

And if it's not a rapper that i make it as

I'm a be a f**king ****** in a jason mask

I'm a criminal

Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

And keep going i don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

And keep going i don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

And keep going i don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

And keep going i don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal