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Written by：Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Peter Tilden

The grand old op'ry theatre proudly presents

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The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos

The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night

So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty may

Or she may not

A former love and a woman of questionable repute

So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty

And just then they heard a voice saying

Hi boys you lookin' for these

And the littlest cowboy turned around

To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face

Jimmy you can't say that

What she had huge guns

Smith and wesson revolvers

Oh boy were they loaded oh brother

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She is aiming them right at us

Softer George it's more effective

She is aiming them right at us everybody duck

Not you Jimmy you stand up normal

They dropped the money they owed her

She bent over to pick it up

And oh that moon was beautiful

Now Jimmy you can't say that

Out the window I couldn't see it till then George

Oh there were mountains in the way

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You guys are gonna get in trouble for this

That woman sure chaps my ask her out then

I think he's got a little thing for her George

Louder bill it's more effective

I think he's got a little thing for her George

It's not that little

That was worth a three or four bill

All right Jimmy let's get serious now

So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited

But when I look at a woman that beautiful it's hard

Jimmy what it's very difficult

I hope they're not recordin' this yeah ah

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And I said cowgirl how would you like a little cowpoke

Here we go ooh yeah need a little buckaroo

In your dreams short barrel

Bum chicka bow wow oh my god

So the kung poo buck kung poo

So the kung pao buckaroos rode off into the sunset

Tune in next time for more action and romance

Yeah softer George it's more effective yeah