Cookie Thumper! (Explicit)

There once was a little girl

Who had a crush on a bad bad boy

But when that bad boy got out of prison

That little girl's a** was in big big trouble

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra

Haai daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

Ken sy my nommer xha boy what's your number

Twee ses twee sewe of is jy n ag bra

Start giving it up 4 little evil me

My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean d**e fiend

I'm wicked like mad d o g

Fresh like a little dark g o d

Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow

Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned

Mudaf**kn mindz get blown

Every time I rap in2 da microphone

My zef accent iz very foreign

When I speak overseaz dey go I beg your pardon

U can't get me like eric cartman

Naughty little kitty go meow

Yes daddy i'm a big girl now

Jas little devil make your dick go wow

Chea boy yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangsta

Haai daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja

Ken sy my nommer xha boy what's your number

Twee ses twee sewe of is jy n ag bra

Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang ja

Van my punani ja jys lekker jas bra

Vinger in jou hol in nxa haal uit die ***

Ja pakkie zol in klap it soos n rasta

I rhyme tight tight tight tight

Spark mosh-pit sh*t coz I rhyme so hype

Put me in front of sum1 I don't like

I go punch kick bite fight

I'm kray-kray like o d b

Yo-landi down wid o p p

I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat

2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee

Look out here cum little evil me

I got a itchy little need 4 speed

Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song

I gooi rooi no mudafukin breaks on

All deze pop songz sound like da same song

I burn dem ja mudaf**ka flame on

Bow down 2 her mudaf**kn majesty

No rapper out dere az bad az me

Sny jou koekie

Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra

Haai daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

Ken sy my nommer xha boy what's your number

Twee ses twee sewe of is jy n ag bra

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangsta

Daai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang ja

Wys hom punani waars jou cookie thumper

Gee hom punani maar hy soekie bum bra

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou bra

Ek blom met anies lekker oppie sofa

He love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all over

Maar yoh daai anies hy hou van my boude