Constant Headache

I could hear you coming so I hid by the couch

You were talking so loudly

I don't know what about

But you were drunker than high school

Self-conscious and sweet

I never ever felt so cool

Disguised in your sheets

But I'm a constant headache

A tooth out of line

They try to make you regret it

You tell them "No not this time"

I'm just a constant headache

A dead pet device

You hang me up

Unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine

And then you finally found me

Pretending to sleep

You said such nice things about me

I felt guilty and cheap

You took two steps to the kitchen

Just stared at the sink

I couldn't hold back a smile

I still wish I could have seen you

Having sex in the morning

Your love was foreign to me

It made me think

Maybe human is not such a bad thing to be

But I just lay there in protest

Entirely f**ked

It's such a stubborn reminder one

Perfect night's not enough

It's just a constant headache a tooth out of line

They try to make you regret it

You tell "No not this time"

It's just a constant headache

A dead pet device

You hang me up

Unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine