Confessional

I made my millions stashed the

Pile in Swiss bank havens lost the lot

When Inland Revenue got wise

So I did my time my time for what

On the streets a pretty pickle

I met a man who lifted me

Took me home for slap and tickle

In civil partnership pledged to me

Enough of twisted overkill Hellfire

Damnation voices shrill

I was rumbled de frocked and tumbled

From grace and favour caught hand in till

Invalided out of theatre

Civilian rehabilitation

My time now given to help my brothers

Find cold feet lost building nations

Sold the shop flicked off the power switch

In silent siding Mallard must stay

Carriages and sleek coal tender packed

In boxes sold on eBay Sold on eBay