Comic Relief (Live|Explicit)

Oh God Oh God life is real life

Is when you wanna sing

Polly-Wally-Doodle all the day

Well you know I may well be a sequel to Jaws

In which a shark is attacked

By a great white woman

Actually I'm not going to do

The sequel to Jaws at all

I'm making the sequel to 'Emanuelle'

I call it 'Temple Emanuelle'

Actually it's not dirty at all

It's just a lot of kissing and mezzuzas

And er one singular sub-plot

In which a woman who has an

Un-natural relationship with a Kreplach

I know there must be one or

Two of you out there

Who haven't got the vaguest

Idea what the hell is a Kreplach

And to both of you I say

A Kreplach is a person from Kreplachia

Which is a very small fishing

Nation wedged between Estonia and Latvia

You don't hear from them

Too much since the iron curtain fell

But every now and again

One or two Kreplach's manage to escape

But NEVER to Cleveland

Audience Member:) YES

Audeince Member:) Not True

What

There we have one Kreplach

Who one Kreplach

That managed to get to Cleveland

In fact I venture to say

That was the Kreplach that ate Cleveland

Audience Member:) Are you sure

No Belle Barth used to say:

'Shut your hole honey

Mines making money '

Audience Member:) OH

Ooh she didn't say that

I never said that

I didn't say that

I never said that

Oh did you hear the news

You haven't heard the news

I must tell you the news

I am the harbinger of news here

I slept with Jack kennedy

You wanna know what else

They slept with Jack Kennedy

Talk about your bad pigs Really

Oh I'm sorry Girls

Oh my God

Oh God

Oh God

Alright

Oh God

Oh God

Oh God

Oh God

Alright

Alright

Alright

Please forgive me everyone

Please forgive me

Just a little yolk

F**k 'em if they can't take a joke