Cold Beer Drinker

Hey Whiskey burns me up wine turns my teeth all red

Tequila makes me loco champagne hurts my head

But let me tell ya I'm a real big fan

Of ice fishin' for them aluminum cans

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Check out the callus on pop-top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll

I'm a killer karaoke country singer

Top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger

King of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Monday through 5 o'clock Friday I'm a hard workin' man

Responsible kinda dull head-down stick to the plan

But all my buddies know me better than that

Get us all together and we start throwin' 'em back

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Check out the callus on pop-top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll

I'm a killer karaoke country singer

Top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger

King of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

As far as I'm concerned it's the All-American way

Twist the top off just to cap off the day

Hey hey hey hey hey hey

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Check out the callus on pop-top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack rarin' to go

Don't you know I'm a killer karaoke country singer

Top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger

King of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker Yeah