Chef Biff

Chef Biff slipped with a knife

And cut his fingers off

But there's more to being a chef

Than having fingers Biff

Chef Biff I believe you will bounce back fast

You will come back stronger and you will last

Chef Biff made a sauce a sauce so lovely and sweet

That everyone stopped in their tracks

And licked it off the street

Then Chef Biff made a world

A world in which to live

A world where having fingers was considered infra dig

Biff Chef Biff

Gallop Biff with bloody stumps all across the earth

Boss of every kitchen across the universe

Who needs bloody fingers when you've got satay sauce

Henchmen follow orders and history it's course

Biff Chef Biff Chef Biff

So collect your severed fingers

Mop up your salty tears

The world belongs to those who live by ideas

Chef Biff Chef Biff

Chef Biff I believe you will bounce back fast

You will come back stronger and you will last

You slipped with a knife and cut your fingers off

But there's more to being

A chef than having fingers Biff