Cheekbone

Professor Cheekbone

Is your uncle

Living underground

In a bunker

He's a poser

He's a theorem

He's an answer

To no question

He's got a girlfriend

She's always dressed the same

In a white shirt

With a white brain

It's just the outcome

Of a system

He's an abstract

He's a pot freak

He's a wise guy

She gives him deep throat

She's a gay boy

Life's a cabaret

When you're a wild thing

I'm a victim

Of the glycerine

In the system

He's an idol

He's an idiot

He's a gumshoe

In a black tie

He's a criminal

With a flash car

And the cash flow

It's subliminal

Professor Cheekbone

Is your uncle

Living underground

In a bunker

He's a wise guy

She gives him deep throat

She's a gay boy

Life's a cabaret

When you're a wild thing

I'm a victim

Of the glycerine

In the system

He's a poser

He's a theorem

He's an answer

To no question