Cheated

A valentine from a politician

Three pages of your dog's ambitions

The stabbed lover and the furious bunny

Stare too long and your eyes go funny

Yes I agree we're reading tissue paper but

We can talk about real things later

Cheated cheated

Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life

Cheated cheated

I read about the victims crying all night

Newsblurred photos of the latest plane crash news

Girl shivers as she heards the car door slam news

Tv guides you through uncomfortable questions

Doctor advises it's the communist problem

To change the truth until

It's worth money

It's a joke but it's not that funny

Cheated

Go

Go

Go

Go

Go

Go

Go

Go

Go

Go

Correspondent made to wait in the lobby

Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies

Young swimmers in these sun dialling times

Sweeping the nation with a dance called the breadline

It's in our water and our education

We are oppressed into association

Cheated cheated

Change the truth until it's worth

Money

Cheated cheated

It's a joke but it's not that funny

Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby

Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies

Young swimmers in these sun dialling times

Sweeping the nation with a dance called the breadline

It's in our water and our education

We are oppressed into association

Cheated cheated

Drawing level means overtaking

Cheated cheated

Missed the point because you were too

Busy faking it

Cheated cheated

Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life

Cheated cheated

Read about the victims crying all night

Cheated cheated

Change the truth until it's worth money

Cheated cheated