Cheap

You never move in trendy circles

You don't have a social life

You never seek sophistication

You're under qualified

You never heard Debussy

You never had the time

But everything that you do is wonderful

You're cheap as the perfume that you wear

You're cheap as the bottled sunshine in your hair

You're cheap as Americana and you see

You're cheap as your sunbed suntan cheap as me

You don't know any famous people

Your life is never televised

You never had a decent teacher

You never studied genocide

You never read De Beauvoir

You never had the time

But everything that you say is wonderful

You're cheap as the perfume that you wear

You're cheap as the airbrushed women cheap as air

You're cheap as Americana and you see

You're cheap as your bottled suntan

Cheap as cheap as me

Shine onward with your life

Shine

You're cheap as the perfume that you wear

You're cheap as the bottled sunshine in your hair

You're cheap as Americana and you see

You're cheap as your sunbed suntan cheap as me

Cheap as me

You're cheap as me

You're cheap as me

You're cheap as me

You're cheap as me

You're cheap as me

You're cheap as me

You never seek sophistication

You don't have a social life

You never read Prozac Nation

You never had the time