Charm School

Composed by：Nick Currie

When your legs give way beneath you

And your body wobbles

Yet you think this great disaster

Spells the end to all your troubles

You've been charmed

You've been harmed

By someone with a certain smile

Why not earn

Why not learn

The skillset of that crocodile

Charm school

Smooch your way to a free place in it

Charm school

Seduction has no earthly limit

Yes it is unfair

But we've got to get you up there

Charm ensures survival

Get one over on your rival

Charm school

Where men learn to capture women

Charm school

Lesson one：the Stockholm Syndrome

Bypassing free will

A communicable skill

Charm is your survival

Get one over on your rival

Are you really in control of

Everything you do?

Are you really rational

Or are desires controlling you?

Raise your voice?

Is that a choice

Or what some bold Lothario taught you?

They're so charming

So alarming

So bold and so disarming

Charm school

Oops the bastards closed us down now

Charm school

We were poised to take this town now

But they say we pissed

On the right of buggers to resist

Seduction is the rival

Of a world that hates survival