Cat 2 (キャット ツー)

I wanna tell you about myself

My name is cat but do have name

I spend my days with a family

Well I can say their incomes are alright

言葉がわからずに

4 5年居候して

食べ物や飲み物

寝床には不自由してません

I eat and s**t

And sleep at day and night

Again

I drink and piss

And sleep at morning mid night

And just chase some rat

And repeating what I told you

That is what I do for living

And I never asked myself

For the reason

I never need to find a reason why I'm a cat

我輩をもっともっともっと愛して

何も問わずにこう

Petting me

Kissing me

Stroking me

Under the chin

Meow meow

But when I see a human being working as a man

我輩ももっともっと

マトモな職に就きたいけど

Petting me

Kissing me

Stroking me

Under the chin

Meow meow

You gotta go when you gotta go

You never wanna be late for train

I'm gonna have to move from here

Their new baby is allergic to cats

頭では理解しても

身体が順応しない

こんなにも世間とは

冷たく冷酷なもんです

I eat and s**t

And sleep at day and night

Again

I drink and piss

And sleep at morning mid night

And just chase some rat

And repeating what I told you

That is what I do for living

And I never asked myself

For the reason

I never thought I'm gonna be a poor stray cat

我輩をもっともっともっと愛して

ご主人様さえも

Pinching me

Killing me

Shooting me

Under the chin

Meow meow

But when I see you people looking me as a dirt

我輩もやっとやっと察知したんだ

このままじゃ野垂れ死ぬんだ

Killing me

Shooting me

Under the chin

Alright

Stop me

I never wanna be like

Tom and Jerry

I never wanna end my life

Chasing

A stupid little mouse and go

Petting you

Kissing you

Stroking you

Under the chin

F**k off

I'm gonna take the collar around my neck off so

我輩をもっともっともっと愛して

何も問わずにこう

Petting me

Kissing me

Stroking me

Under the chin

Alright

背中のチャックを振り下ろして

着ぐるみ脱ぎ捨て

自分として

死のう