Captain Jack

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around

You're tired of livin' in your one-horse town

You'd like to find a little hole in the ground

For a while

So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans

And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens

It's like some pornographic magazine

And you smile

Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

Your sister's gone out She's on a date

And you just sit at home and masturbate

Your phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait

For that call

So you stand on the corner in your New English clothes

And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes

Ahh but still your finger's gonna pick your nose

After all

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push you'll be smilin'

Oh yeah

So you decide to take a holiday

You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet

Ah there ain't no place to go anyway

What for

So you got everything aw but nothing's cool

They just