Cabaret

What good is sitting alone in your room

Come hear the music play

Life is a cabaret old chum

Come to the cabaret

Put down the knitting

The book and the broom

It's time for a holiday

Life is a cabaret old chum

Come to the cabaret

Come taste the wine

Come hear the band

Come blow that horn

Start celebrating right this way

Your table's waiting

What could permitting some prophet of doom

To wipe every smile away

Life is a cabaret old chum

So come to the cabaret

I used to have this girlfriend known as Elsie

With whom I shared four sordid rooms in Chelsea

She wasn't what you'd call a blushing flower

As a matter of fact she rented by the hour

The day she died the neighbors came to snicker

Well that's what comes from

Too much pills and liquor

But when I saw her laid out like a Queen

She was the happiest corpse I'd ever seen

I think of Elsie to this very day

I remember how she'd turn to me and say

What good is sitting all alone in your room

Come hear the music play

Life is a cabaret old chum

Come to the cabaret

And as for me

And as for me

I made my mind up back in Chelsea

When I go I'm going like Elsie

Start by admitting from cradle to tomb

Isn't that long a stay

Life is a cabaret old chum

It's only a cabaret old chum

And I love a cabaret