Bob

Bob goes church every Sunday

Every Sunday that the fish ain't bitin'

Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher

'Cause Bob never bothered gettin' married

He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again

He always had more dogs then he ever had friends

Bob ain't light in the loafers

He might kneel but he never bends over

Bob takes care of his Momma

She's the only one he lets call him Robert

She don't drive anymore so he takes her to the store

And keeps her yard lookin' just like she wants it

Every week at the beauty shop Bob's Momma hears

Of another woman's paid 'nother man disappear

Robert ain't exactly scared o' women

He's just got his own way o' livin'

Bob's still gotta antenna on a pole

2 channels come in 2 more comin' through

He used to watch the news but he don't anymore

Ain't none of it new it's the same as before

He figures all any of it's any good for's

Keepin' everybody bored till there ain't nobody like Bob anymore

Bob takes care of his Momma

She's a mess but he feels like he oughta

A big a mess today as Bob will say

"She's a begun and she's gonna be a lotta"

He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again

He always had more dogs than he ever had friends

Bob ain't light in the loafers

He might kneel but he never bends over