BFFF

You are my best friend in the world

And I hope that you know

When we hangout together

It's freakin' awesome

Playing poker friday night

Pyromancing off golf cart races

You think that my sister's hot

I accidentally shot your finger

Off your writing hand oh well

You get disability

I broke my leg you laughed so hard

And told my ambulance to stop at the bar

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

You fart and burp in the same key

And I think your iPod sucks

You make fun of my hair because yours is disappearing

I've seen your penis you've seen mine

I popped your pimples you

Rubbed aloe vera on my sunburnt back

You went in fits when I sh*t my pants

You felt my girls' brand new boobs

You asked to suck them she refused

So while you slept I shaved your head

You woke up and told me that I

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I know you know I love you i fringin love you dude)

I'm trying to say i love you in a heterosexual way

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way