Beat The Clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

When I was born a little premature

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Momma just couldn't take no more

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Had no time to learn to cry

Goodbye mama got to fly

Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Entered school when I was two

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

P H D'd that afternoon

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Never entered any sports

I didn't look too good in shorts

Got divorced when I was four

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Well I've seen everything there is

I've done everything there is

I've met everyone but Liz

Now I've even met old Liz

No time for relationship

Skip the foreplay let 'er rip

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

When I did lots of traveling

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Parts of me unraveling

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

The army then rejected me

Said I had two flat feet

Wore them out when I was three

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Too bad there ain't ten of you

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Then I'd show you what I'd do

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

I could cheat on five of you

And be faithful to you two

But there's only one of you

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

Well I've seen everything there is

I've done everything there is

I've met everyone but Liz

Now I've even met old Liz

No time for relationship

Skip the foreplay let 'er rip

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock

You gotta beat the clock