Bats

Those vampire bats will give you a fright

Eating apples both day and night

They rest for a minute maybe three

Then they're eatin' every apple in your apple tree

They don't care about nada not zilch no nothin'

'Cept bringin' about an orchard's destruction

Now wait just a minute there's another side to this

And if I did not defend them then I would be remiss

These bats are mamas and papas too

They care for their young just like we ponies do

Oh give me a break you're bein' too kind

These creatures have a one-track mind

The orchard is not their restaurant

But do they ever think what others may want

No

They don't

And that is just a fact

These bats they simply don't know how to act

That's where I have to disagree

They're loyal to their family

Spreading seeds both far and wide

You see one comin' you'd better run and hide

They're big and ugly and mean as sin

Will ya look at the state my trees are in

They help your trees they'll grow stronger faster

They've turned my life to a total disaster

Well I for one don't have a doubt

These vermin must be stamped right out

I second that they've got to go

These bats they've got to hit the road

It comes down to just one simple fact

They've crossed the line it's time to fight them back

Stop the bats

Stop the bats

Make them go and not come back

Stop the bats

Stop the bats

Make them go and not come back

Stop the bats

Stop the bats

Make them go and not come back

Yes it comes down to just one simple fact

They've crossed the line it's time that we attack