Bad Day (Explicit)

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave

Heading to a friends wedding

In the NYC

But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat

All this jet setting has really been getting to me

It's already 1120 and I'm ready to

Sleep but instead

I end up sitting in the 27th seat

An isle seat fine by me but the guy

That's insides always trying to pee

With a wild child behind that's crying

And keeps flipping out and kicking

At me while it violently screams

So I silently plead Oh God please let

There be a hunny sitting 27B

But of course a morbidly obese beast

Is in the seat that weeses when it

Breathes dude sitting D

Is at least three deep and he keeps

Telling me what is wrong with his knees

Alls good slaughter

Just need water but for a bottle

They charge two dollars

And when I thought that it couldn't

Be worse I forgot my iPod

I'm having a bad day nothing ever

Seems to go my way

Everybody needs to go away why

Because I'm having a bad day

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps

So four hours of turbulence we land when

I'm about to turd my pants

But the captain is seat belt fastened

So my a** is just passin gas and at

Last I escape when

I'm minutes away from clinically insane

I make my way towards baggage claim when

I hear a high pitched voice scream my name

Some dumb B I went to high school with

While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my sh*t

I just smile and think how great

It would be if I could just hit this chick

With a quick leg sweep

So I pick up my LL Bean and b line

For the next taxi

In need of w**d and boxer briefs

But my bags only got maxis

I'm having a bad day nothing ever seems to go my way

Everybody needs to go away

Why because I'm having a bad day

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps

I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell

Phone to dial the groom

Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food

And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie

But the tube has no HBO so anything

I want yo I'm paying for

But I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe

Watching that Little People Big World

Show right then there's a knock

At the door it's my last hope for a Spanish whore

Who will change my sheets in exchange

For penis Hi I've lost my cock

Have you seen it

Jesus this day is the worst at least

I can give me a little jerk and then go to

Sleep healthy and diseaseless

I guess it could be worse but I'm just

Having a bad day nothing ever seems to

Go my way

Everybody needs to go away why because

I'm having a bad day

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps