Babies

Well it happened years ago when you lived on stanhope road

We listened to your sister when she came home from school

Cos she was two years older and she had boys in her room

We listened outside and heard her

Alright well that was alright for a while but soon I wanted more

I want to see as well as hear and so I hid inside her wardrobe

And she came round four and she was with some kid called david from the garage up the road

I listened outside I heard her

Alright oh I want to take you home

I want to give you children you might be my girlfriend yeah

When I saw you next day I really couldn't tell cos you might go and tell your mother

And so you went with neve and neve was coming on

And I thought I heard you laughing when his mum and dad were gone

I listened outside I heard you alright oh I want to take you home etc

Well I guess it couldn't last too long

I came home one day and all her things were gone I fell asleep inside

I never heard her come and then she opened up her wardrobe and I had to get it on

Oh listen we were on the bed when you came home I heard you stop outside the door

I know you won't believe its true I only went with her cos she looks like you

Oh I want to take you home etc