B.E.A.S.T. (Explicit)

B for bad I'm obnoxious as in a sexist creep

E for egomaniac when I feel tired and I just want to sleep

A for airhead

S for sucker you wish you never had been born

T stands for terrible when I'm watching football or downloading p**n

BEAST

Blame god he is the creator

Leave me alone stop being such a drag

Play game stop being a hater

Nag nag nag nag

Please tell me why o why

You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy

I'm doing the best I can

Yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man

B for Brat I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as hell

E for evil and malodorous as a pig when my feet smell

A for awful

S for sleezebag when we don't agree

T stands for tripping out

Just because I forgot our anniversary

BEAST

B for bully I'm tedious I'm never romantic enough

E for enamored and tenacious and pretending to be o so tough

A for asshole

S for Slacker when I forget it's my turn to clean

T stands for tosser when I'm acting like a stupid teen

BEAST