Another Postcard (Explicit)

You can't imagine

So many monkeys in the daily mail

All of them coming anonymously

So they leave no trail

I never thought

I'd have an admirer from overseas

But someone is sending me stationary

Filled with chimpanzees

Some chimps in swimsuits

Some chimps are swinging from a vine

Some chimps in jackboots

Some chimps that wish they could be mine

Starsky and Hutch chimps

A chimp who's sitting on the can

A pair of Dutch chimps

Who send their love from Amsterdam

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

If I had to guess

I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great

He's sending me

Maybe she's sending me just to see me get irate

I'm losing sleep

And it's gonna be keeping me up all night

I thought it was funny

But now I've got money on a monkey fight

Some chimps in hard hats

Chimps a-working on a chain gang

Some chimps who love cats

Burning rubber in a Mustang

A birthday-wishing chimp

A chimp in black like a goth

A goin' fishin' chimp

A British chimp in the bath

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Somehow they followed me

Even though I packed and moved my home

No matter what they come

And they come they won't leave me alone

Another monkey in the mail

Could make me lose my mind

But look at me shuffling

Through the stack until I finally find

Some chimps in swimsuits

Some chimps in Jackboots

Some chimps in hard hats

Some chimps who love cats

I've got some shaved chimps;

That's chimps devoid of any hair

I've got depraved chimps

Dressed up in women's underwear

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Every one is every one is

Every one is addressed to me

Every one is every one is

Every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me