Alfie (Explicit)

Ooh deary me

My little brother's in his bedroom smoking **

I tell him he should get up

Cause it's nearly half past three

He can't be bothered cause he's high on THC

I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea

I can't even see him cause his room is so smoky

Don't understand

How one can watch so much TV

My baby brother Alfie

How I wish that you could see

I only say it cause I care

So please can you stop pulling my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair my dear mon frere

Ooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day

I just cant sit back

And watch you waste your life away

You need to get a job

Because the bills need to get paid

Get off your lazy arse Alfie please use your brain

Surely there's some walls out there

That you can go and spray

I'm feeling guilty here for leading you astray

Now how the hell do

You ever expect that you'll get laid

When all you do is stay in playin

Your computer games

I only say it cause I care

So please can you stop pullin my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair my dear mon frere

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that

I'm trying to help you out

So can you stop being a tw**

It's time that you and

I sat down and had a little chat

And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap

I only say it cause I care

So please can you stop pulling my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair

Please don't despair

My mon frere