A Friendly Goodbye (Main Version)

Freeze frame

I can lay it on real thick 'cause I know

How you don't like to get bogged down

With anything 'bout us

And our kick a** true love tale

Sorry I swore just then

'Cause I know you hate it

And by the way that cake you baked me

Really sucked but I ate it

'Cause I loved you even more

That you could ever imagine

Here's a friendly goodbye

5 6 7

Ain't that a bee with an itch

Ain't that a mother trucker

You can go to H E double hockey sticks

And F yourself

'Cause I'm flipping gosh darn sick

Of all the S words you put me through

So F U F U

I can hang it out to dry 'cause I know

How you like all of your laundry neat

And not just thrown around

Like a chainsaw in need of juggling

Sorry I flipped you off

'Cause I know how you hate it

And that homemade porn I said

That I erased well I saved it

'Cause I loved you even more

That you could ever imagine

Here's a friendly goodbye

5 6 7

Ain't that a bee with an itch

Ain't that a mother trucker

You can go to H E double hockey sticks

And F yourself

'Cause I'm flipping gosh darn sick

Of all the S words you put me through

So F U F U F U F U

I'll send you a post card

That says I'm glad you're not here

I'll buy you a t-shirt

But I'll use it to wipe up the beer

That I spilled while I was spilling my guts

To my friends about you

And I really don't have anything else

Nice to say but F U F U 5 6 7

Ain't that a bee with an itch

Ain't that a mother trucker

You can go to H E double hockey sticks

And F yourself

'Cause I'm flipping gosh darn sick

Of all the S words you put me through

So F U F U F U F U F U

That's right