4chan Stan

Lyrics by：Blue May/Chloe Angelides/Lily Cooper/Maaike Kito Lebbing/Oscar Scheller

Composed by：Blue May/Chloe Angelides/Lily Cooper/Maaike Kito Lebbing/Oscar Scheller

Produced by：Blue May/Kito/Lily Allen/Oscar Scheller/Seb Chew

I went through your bedside drawer

You know I've never been inclined to have to do that before

Never been Bergdorf's

But you took someone shopping there in May '24

You bought her a handbag

It wasn't cheap

I was in London

Probably asleep

Did you go to Montauk

For the weekend?

And was there an encore?

Did it pay dividends?

Is that why?

Why won't you tell me what her name is?

This is outrageous

What is she famous?

Say that it's over do you mean a hiatus?

Why won't you tell me?

What a sad sad man

It's giving 4chan stan

What a sad sad man

It's giving 4chan stan

What is she famous?

Somebody famous?

What are you so scared of?

Do you think I'm gonna contact her and tell her what for?

Gonna get divorced

It's a marriage of convenience and it's her you adore

I think you're sinking

You're protecting a lie

We don't want her thinking

That you cheat on your wife

You're such a coward

You can't tell the truth

You love all the power

But you're not even cute

No no no no

Why won't you tell me what her name is?

This is outrageous

What is she famous?

Say that it's over do you mean a hiatus?

Why won't you tell me?

What a sad sad man

It's giving 4chan stan

What a sad sad man

It's giving 4chan stan

What is she famous?

Somebody famous

Somebody famous

Somebody famous