3-Minute Rule (Explicit)

Written by：Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond

I stay up all night

I go to sleep watching Dragnet

Never sleep alone because Jimmy is the magnet

I'm so rope

They call me Mr Roper

When the troubles arise

You know I'm the cool coper

On the mic I score

Just like the Yankees

Get over on Miss Crabtree like my main man Spanky

Excuse me young lady I don't mean to trouble you

You lookin' so hot inside your BMW

I got lucky

I brought home the Kitten

Before I got busy I slipped on the mitten

Can't get better odds because I'm a sure thing

Proud Mary is a turning and rolling like a ring ding

Jump the turnstiles never pay the toll

I did the doo wah diddy

And bust 'em with the pre roll

Customs jailed me over an herb seed

Don't rat out your boy

Over some rat w**d

I'm out of your back door

I'm into another

You boyfriend doesn't know

About me and your mother

Not perfect grammar

Always perfect timing

The Mike stands for money

And the D is for diamonds

D is for diamonds diamonds diamonds diamonds

Roses are red

The sky is blue

I got my barrel at 'cha neck

So what the f**k you gonna do

It's just two wheels and me

The wind in my eyes

The engine is the music and my nine's by my side

'Cause you know why

A you see H

I'm taking all MC's out in the place

Taking life as it comes

No fool am I

Going off getting paid

And I don't ask why

Playin' beats on my box

Making music for the many

Know a lot of def girls that are doing their thing

A lot of parents

Like to think I'm a villain

I'm just chillin'

Like Bob Dylan

Yeah I smoke cheeba

It helps me with my brain

I might be a little dusted but I'm not insane

People come up to me

And they try to talk sh*t man

I was making records when you were sucking your

Mothers dick

Girl

You're walking tall now in your fancy clothes

You got fancy things that goin' up your nose

Ya' getting fancy gifts

From expensive men

You're a dog on a leash like a pig in a pen

Mothership connection

Getting girls affection

If your life needs correction

Don't follow my direction

You got your 8 by 10

Your agent

Your Harley

You'll be driving around Hollywoodyo

Sorry Charlie

'Cause I'm running things like some mack motherf**ker

You'll be slipping your slack in your face

'Cause your a false fake sucker

You slipped your slack slack

You cock me and you're wack

While I'm reading On The Road by my man Jack Kerouac

Poetry in motion

Coconut lotion

Had to diss the girl because she got to emotional

Are you experienced

Little girl

I wanna know what goes on in your little girl world

'Cause I'm on your mind mind

It's hard to forget me me

I'll take your pride for a ride if you let me

So peace out

Y'all PCP

Song out

Full throttle to the bottle and full full clout

And I'm out out out out out out out