You caught me on a cold day
I think you thought my trench coat-tracksuit combo was a bit rogue
We didn't meet in the classical sense
But it weren't A B C D or eHarmony either
Proper meat and potatoes romancing
Dancing, that's how you said it
And I loved it
You had layers like a pint of Guinness
Blew hot and cold
A real human bean
I try to look smart for you
I try to look after you
I can try but I can't smile anymore
Unless you do
Tatty old patterned shirts selling at stupid prices
Much too clever to get suckered into that fish tank
But we needed somewhere to get comfortable
So we hid behind hangers and hangovers
Behind today
I try to look smart for you
I try to look after you
I can try but I can't smile anymore
Unless you do
Apologies for fireworks
Thankfully time works better than plasters
Loves a rip off if it's counterfeit
But I worked on Queens Market mate, I can sniff that out
Keep the chain
What a trade
I try to look smart for you
I try to look after you
I can try but I can't smile anymore
Unless you do