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作词 : Nora Lum
作曲 : Nora Lum
[phone dialing]
911, what is your emergency?
Hi, uh...
*cough*
This, it was like, this's kinda awkward...
I, um
*sigh*
(Oh geez)
I, uh, I fell in the toilet
Mam...you FELL IN THE TOILET?
I fell in...I fell inside the, the, um...
Can you get yourself out of that?
O...OBVIOUSLY NOT
It's...which is why...
OK, well, how, how did you get your...bum stuck?
I...I was um...
*cough*
I was, um, tak...I was taking a sh...um...
You're...
Uh, not defecating, it was...actually a bit of both
I fell...I fell in and, uh, I...um...
In the...you're in the big hole? In the toilet?
I, I'm in...the...I'm in the big hole...
...But I'm also in the little one
You're in the littl...
How...how...
With my entire ass
Mam, mam...I'm gonna send a unit
Is this an entire unit?
On call, uh, we've got fire...we've got fire responder
We've got...
Please don't send the fire...please don't
Please sit tight...
I, I flushed, because I thought that the power would then eject me out
But it really had just sucked me farther...
Is this an entire unit?
Mam, we have...responders coming your way
Wha...when you say RESPONDERS
How many are com...
I, I'M COMPLETELY NAKED
We have one car
We...we will show decency
We have one car, we have a fire...
Just, we have to call them, just in case...
Okay
Alright listen now, these units to your...
Are they good-looking?
Mam, they...
Are they good-looking firemen?
Can you send over kind of a...kind of a raggedy one?
But, you know, maybe a gimpy leg?
I can't, I can't...
Is there a towel near you?
You can...you can grab and cover yourself?
Only a shower cap
Which I'm currently wearing
I'm wearing the shower caps
So I, I can maybe put it on one breast, but...
On your...
Can you wait on the phone? With me?
Okay...
I'm alone...and um...
Please sit tight...
I never had a mom
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