Ben Presley、Timothy Omundson - Comedy Gold
Comedy is easy once you know
the basics Starting with
the concept of surprise
Take what folks think
Give it a wink
You try it on now
for size
Me What's black and
white and red all over
I don't know sire
What is black and
white and red all over
Those guys after
I behead them
Comedy gold
I'm tellin' ya
it's comedy gold
You're killing it
If that doesn't slay 'em
I'll Murder you cold
Swear to god it's
comedy gold
Well our work here
is done so I'll
No we're just getting started
Right
Lesson Two
Lesson number two
is also fundamental
something that we call
the rule of three
Set up the joke
Give it a stroke
Third time and Bang
Yes now me
Three serfs walk into a bar
The first serf
orders a hard grog
The second serf
orders a hard grog
The third serf
orders a hard grog
but he has no money
and neither do the other two
because they're serfs
Comedy gold
Yes
Jester I promise you
it's comedy gold
Hillarious
The crowd wil be rolling
Or heads will be rolled
Not with all this comedy gold
More give me more
Props can be your riot
ethnic humor
can't deny it
or a prat fall if
it's properly applied
Depending on the
veiwer take it blacker
work it bluer or
try an obzervational aside
Haver you ever
noticed how leppers
have pieces falling
off of them
I mean what's that all about
Comedy Gold
Comedy Gold
I'm Tellin' you
It's Comedy Gold
Comedy Gold
No doubt about it
Tallent like your's
sire never gets old
And if iit does
You'll never get old
because you'll be
dead when I execute you
Get it
Got it
Good
Gonna be Killer
Gonna be ace
Folks dying of laughter
all over the place
And if I get desperate
A pie in the face
Tellin'
you it's Comedy Gold