Don't Bring Lulu - Billy May & His Orchestra/The Andrews Sisters
Your presence is requested
Wrote little Johnny White
But with this invitation
There is a stipulation
When you attend this party
You'll all be treated right
But there's a wild and wooly woman
You boys can't invite
You can bring Pearl she's a darn nice girl
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Rose with the turned-up nose
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu always wants to do
What the folks don't want her to
When she struts her stuff around
London bridge is falling down
You can bring cake or a porterhouse steak
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu gets blue and goes cuckoo
Like the clock upon the shelf
She's the kind of smarty breaks up every party
Hullabaloo loo don't bring Lulu
I'll bring her myself
We all went to a party
A real high-toned affair
And then along came Lulu
As wild as any Zulu
She started in to Charleston
And how the boys did stare
But when she did the hula-hula
Then she got the air
You can bring Flo her dad's got dough
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Lil she's an awful pill
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu has the reddest hair
Auburn here and henna there
How can we boys keep our heads
Bulls go wild when they see red
You can bring peas and crackers and cheese
But don't bring Lulu
When she gets sore and slams the door
The plates fly off the shelf
When she loves we're filling
The voice I'll have the selon
Hullabaloo-loo don't bring Lulu
She will come here her myself