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Yo yo,
Yo yo,
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Yo yo,
Yo yo,
I'm gonna lay the chorus first
Here we go now.
My mom loved valium
And lots of dr*gs
And that's why I am like
I am 'Cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium
And lots of dr*gs
That's why I on what I on
'Cause I'm my mom.
My mom my mom I know
You're probably tired
Of hearing about my mom
Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of
When I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked
On va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything
Food that I ate,
The water that I drank
F*cking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough
Of it to season my steak,
So everyday I have at
Least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind
Of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an
Under a undera-f*ck in-chiever,
My teacher didn't think
I was going be nothing either,
What the f*ck you sticking gum up under
The f*cking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son
Has been huffing ether
Either that or the
Mother f*ckers been puffing reefer,
But all this huffing
And puffing wasn't
What it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing
But it wasn't what she thought,
Pee in a tea cup?
Bi**h you ain't my keeper,
I'm sleeping,
What the f*ck you keep on
F*cking with me for?
Slut you need to leave me
The f*ck alone I ain't playing,
Go find you a white crayon
And color a f*cking zebra.
My mom love Valium
And lots of dr*gs,
That why I am like I am
'Cause I'm like her,
Because my mom love Valium
And lots of dr*gs,
That why I'm on
What I'm on 'Cause I'm my mom.
Wait a minute this ain't dinner
This is paint thinner,
You ate it yesterday
I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of pain killers
Now just wait till I crush the Valium
And put it in your potatoes
You little mother f*cker I'll
Make you sit there and make
That retarded f*cking face
Without even tasting it,
You better lick the f*cking
Plate you ain't wasting it,
Put your face in it
Before I throw you in the basement again,
And I ain't giving in,
Your gonna just
Sit there in one f*cking
Place spinning again
Till next thanksgiving
And if you still ain't finished it
I use the same sh*t again
Then when I make spinach dip it
Will be placed into sh*t,
You little sh*t want to sit
There and play innocent,
A rack fell and hit me at k
Mart and they witnessed it,
Child support, your father
He ain't sent us sh*t and so
What if he did that ain't
None of your dang business kid.
My mom there's no one else
Quite like my mom I know
I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason
Why I am high what I'm high on 'Cause.
My mom love Valium
And lots of dr*gs,
That why I am like I am
'Cause I'm like her,
Because my mom love Valium
And lots of dr*gs,
That why I'm on
What I'm on 'Cause I'm my mom.
My mom loved Valium now all I am
Is a party animal, I am what I am
But I'm strong to be finished
Wit' me val-ium spinach
But my buzz
Only lasts about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it
Without chewin' it
I can't even write a rhyme
Without you in it
My Valium, my vaaa-eh-elll-lium man
Man I never though
That I could ever be
A dr*g addict nah,
F*ck that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually
What has ended up happenin', a tragedy
I'm f*cking passing it up catching me
And it's probably
Where I got acquainted
With the taste ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom,
Beautiful She killed the f*cking dog
With the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a f*cking aspiring
And say that it has a headache
Here want a snack,
You hungry you f*cking
Rat Look at that,
It's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it, but I don't need it,
Well f*ck it then break it up
Take a little piece
And beat it before
You wake Nathan up all right
Ma you win,
I don't feel like arguein'
I'll do it, pop it gobble it
And start wobbling Stumble
Hobble tumble slip drip
Then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds
And a Heath Ledger bobblehead.
My mom love Valium
And lots of dr*gs,
That why I am like
I am 'Cause I'm like her,
Because my mom love Valium
And lots of dru*s,
That why I'm on
What I'm on 'Cause I'm my mom.
My mom I'm just like her
My mom my mom my mom
My mom my mom my mom,
My mom
My mom
My mom,
My mom my momma
Meh mommeh, eh likah momma.
Ha ha, sorry mom,
I still love you though
Dr. Dre 2010,
Hey this sh*t is hella hard homie
Yo take us on outta here.