The Humpty Dance - Fresh Beat MCs
All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see
Yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the underground
I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf
Let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty pronounced with a umpty
Yo ladies oh how I like to Hump thee
All rappers in the top
Ten please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall y'all and just Humpty dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
Sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl come here are ya ticklish
Well you are fat 'cause I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' into the girl's pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare ya glare ya constantly compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more see and on the floor B
The girls they adore me
Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my Humpty tickle ya rear
My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
Yes stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothin' like a looptid
Sing it if ya missed it
Grand kick it in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
All ya do give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Oh yeah that's the break y'all
Let me hear a funky bass groove right here
Doo ra
Doo ra
Doo ra
Doo
Oh yeah now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like MC hammer on crack Humpty
That's all right body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
We get it down when ya appear in pain
Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump
And when the dude a sound
Points a finger like a stump
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Humpty Dumpty say the world
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Humpty Dumpty set on a wall
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump