Let us head on down to Tikiville
Roll your windows down in Tikiville
And I think everybody here is
Just a little tipsy but
 it's quite alright
 Are you sure  I think
that's a gallon
Like a frat boy party
yes it's quite alright
Wear your funny hats to Tikiville
Raise your martini
glass in Tikiville
What you say that you
 lost your job ay
Well we really don't care
 but let's toast to that
What you say that she
broke your heart ay
I can't say that I care
yes let's toast to that
All day long they only
 eat cocktail onions
and the olives that
sit in their glass
Malnourished but
totally intoxicated
that's where I want
 to be yes Tikiville here
I come Tikiville here I come
What you say that you
 lost your job ay
Well we really don't care
 but let's toast to that
All day long they dance
 and they sing irish tunes
as they down each
mug after mug
All their woes and troubles
 are no longer there
however now their liver
 functions aren't so good not
so good not so good
My goodness all the girls
and boys here
Down in Tikiville are
 so beautiful
Can I be like a Tikivillian
 Well that's very easy
let me sip my wine
So now I've become Tikivillian
I drink my champagne
 down in Tikiville