I ain't never had a
problem with California
There's a lot of good women
from Sacramento to Carona
But them Hollywood types
after a while wearon ya
Struttin' around in
their size zeros
Skinny little girls no
meat on their bones
Never even heard of George Jones
Ain't you glad we ain't
all California girls
Ain't you glad there's
still a few of us left
Know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried
chicken and dirty
dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't
all California girls
There ain't nothing wrong
with plastic surgery
Well Dolly Parton never
looked so good to me
Everybody ought to be
exactly who they want to be
But that Paris Hilton
Gets under my skin
With her big fake smile
and her painted on tan
She'd never have a
chance at a real man
Ain't you glad we ain't
all California girls
Ain't you glad still
there's a few of us left
Know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried
chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't
all California girls
Ain't you glad we ain't
all California girls
Ain't you glad there's
still a few of us left
Know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried
chicken and dirty
dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't
all California girls
Ain't you glad we ain't
all California girls