So ya thought ya might like to go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion that space cadet glow
I got me some bad news for you Sunshine
Pink isn't well he stayed back at the hotel
And he sent us along as a surrugate band
We're gonna find out where your fans really stand
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight
Get'em up against the wall -'Gainst the wall
And that one in the spotlight he don't look right to me
Get him up against the wall -'Gainst the wall
And that one look Jewish and that one's coon
Who let all this riffraff into the room
There's one smoking a joint
And another with spots
If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot