Dates From Hell - Remi Nicole
He said
What's the use
In going to the shop when there is
Government juicing my tap
Come sit on my lap
I'll show you a good time
Without spending my cash
Cause I'm not flash
I said
I don't want a rich man
I don't want a poor man either
I don't want hot boy
But I don't want a cold boy neither
Is it to much to ask
For somebody decent
Something that might last
For more than an evening
Is there a potion
That I can motion
A magic stick where I can cast my spell
And get rid of the dates from hell
The dates from hell
He said
I'm a gentleman I'll buy you dinner
And take you to the pictures
Before I could ask what film
His hands were in my knickers
I slapped him round the face said
You're 26 not a horny teenage kid
He chucked my out his car
And shouted frigid
I said
I don't want a rich man
I don't want a poor man either
I don't want a genious
But I don't want an idiot neither
Is it to much to ask
For somebody decent
Something that might last
For more than an evening
Is there a potion
That I can motion
A magic stick where I can cast my spell
And get rid of the dates from hell
The dates from hell
The dates from hell
The dates from hell
We've all had them
These dates
These dates from hell
We all hate them
These dates
These are not very swell
These dates from hell
Is it to much to ask
For somebody decent
Is there a potion
I can motion
A magic stick where I can cast my spell
And get rid of the dates from hell