Hello?
Good morning! My name is Mary, calling on behalf of King Pari
Uh, who's it now?
I'm calling you for a very precise reason. Here at King Pari
King Pari?
We have developed a product specifically designed to make you feel happy, sad, trapped, helpless
Trapped?
Scared, alone
Scared?
Misunderstood
What?
Confused
Wait wait wait, no
Flustered (repeats happy, sad, trapped, helpless, scared, alone misunderstood, confused, flustered)
No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on a minute! Hold on a minute now! Hold hold on a minute now! Wait, wait a minute now! Hold on!
And euphoric! To accept, press 1. To decline, press 2
(presses 2)
Thank you for accepting!
What? No! I pressed 2!
Buckle up