Oh Gareth
I try so hard to please her
My very kingdom for a jewel
I respect a vow of chastity and yet
every day I have to hear it over
and over again
Galavant
Galavant
Blah blah blah blah Galavant
I want her need her crave her
yes it's true
But she is not the only thing
I desperately want to do
I want to shoot him with the crossbow
I want to stab him in the eye
I want to liberate his head
from his neck
And then punt the bloody wreck sky high
I want to hurl him out a window
And shove explosives
where the sun don't shine
Want to skewer him with swords
and slowly twist 'em
All around his reproductive system
Won't that be divine
Then she'll be mine
EVERYBODY SING
And then you'll do it ev'ry evening
Sweet God at last
In ev'ry room on ev'ry floor
Till I can't do it anymore
With no Galavant distracting your bride
We could start a genocidal war
Wait what
I'll get back to all my hobbies
Like raising taxes and tormenting the poor
No more Galavant is just complete perfection
Gal would never lose his temper
Won't that be divine
And she'll be mine
La la la la
Just mine all mine
La la la la
Mine all mine all mine
Well that was gripping