You find me offensive
I find you offensive
for finding me offensive
hence if I should draw out
a line any fences
if so to what extent,
if any,
should I go?
cause it's getting expensive
being on the other side
of the court room
on the defensive
they say I cause
extensive psycholgical nerve
damage to the brain
when I go to lengths
this far at other people's expenses
I say you're all
just too god damn sensitive
it's censorship
and it's downright blasphemous
let's end this **** now
cause I won't stand for this
and Christopher Reeves won't sit
for this neither
and let's clear this up too
I aint got no beef with him either
he used to be like a hero to me
I even believe
I had one of those 25 cent stickers
on my refrigerator right
next to Darth Vader
and Darth must have put a hex
on him for later
I feel like its my fault
cause of the way that
I stuck him off in
between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman
I killed Super... Man
and how ironic that
I'd be the bad guy kryptonite
the green chronic
Cause I aint got no legs
or no brain
nice to meet you
hi my name is...
I forgot my name
my name was not to become
what I became with this level of fame
my soul is possessed by this devil
my new name is...
Rain Man
Now in the bible it says
thou shall now watch
two le**ians in bed
have homosexual sex
unless of course you were given
the consent to join in
then of course it's intercourse
and it bisexual sex
which isn't as bad as long as you
show some remorse for your actions
either before, during,
or after performing
the act of that which
is normally reffered to
as such more commonly known phrases
that are more used by today kids
in a more derogatory way
but who's to say
what's fair to say
and what not to say
let ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre (what up?)
I got a question if i may (yea)
is it gay to play put put golf
with a friend (yea)
and watch his but but
when he tees off (yea)
but but I aint done yet
in football a quarterback
yells out hut hut
while he reaches in
another grown man's ***
grabs on his nuts,
but just what if
it was never meant,
it was just an accident
but he tripped, fell, slipped
and his penis went in
his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
and he didn't mean it
but his little weenie flinched
just a little bit
and I don't need to go into
any more details
but what if he pictured it
as a female's but
is that gay?
I just need to clear things up
till then I'll just walk around
with a manly strut because...
Cause I aint got no legs
or no brain
nice to meet you
hi my name is...
I forgot my name
my name was not to become
what I became with this level of fame
my soul is possessed by this devil
my new name is...
Rain Man
You find me offensive
I find you offensive...
**** this is the same verse,
I just did this
when am I gonna come to
my good senses?
probably the day Bush
comes to my defenses
my spider senses telling me
Spider-Man is nearby
and my plan is to get him next
and open up a whoop *** canister
god damnit Dre
where's the god damn beat (yea)
anyway
anyway I don't know
how else to put it
this is the only thing
that I'm good at
I am the bad guy kryptonite,
the green chronic
demonic, yep yep,
don't worry I'm on it,
I got it
high-fived Nick Lechey,
stuck a pin in Jessica's ***
and walked away
and as she flew around the room
like a balloon
I grabbed the last can
of chicken tuna out
the trash can
and flew my *** straight back
to the Neverland Ranch
with a peanut butter jelly
chicken tuna sandwhich
and I don't even gotta
make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song
and I didn't say ****
Cause I aint got no legs
or no brain
nice to meet you
hi my name is...
I forgot my name
my name was not to become
what I became with this level of fame
my soul is possessed by this devil
my new name is...
Rain Man