Beauty School Dropout From "Grease") - The Open Party Band
Your story sad to tell
A teenage never do well
Most mixed up nondelinquent on the block
Your futures so unclear now
What's left of your career now
Can't even get a trade in on your smile
Lalala lalalala lalalala
Lalala lalalala lalalala
Beauty school drop out
No graduation day for you
Beauty school drop out
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
Well at least you could have taken time
To wash and clean your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have
The doctor fix you nose up
Baby get moving
Better get moving
Why keep your feeble hopes alive
What are you proving
What are you proving
You've got the dream but not the drive
If you go for your diploma
You could join a steno pool
Turn in your teasing comb and go back to high school
Lalalala lalalala
Beauty school drop out
Beauty school drop out
Hanging around the corner store
Beauty school drop out
Beauty school drop out
It's about time you knew the score
Well they couldn't teach you anything
You think you're such a looker
But no customer would go to you
Unless she was a hooker
Baby don't sweat it
Don't sweat it
You're not cut out to hold a job
Better forget it
Forget it
Who wants their hair done by a slob
Now your bangs are curled
Your lashes whirled but still the
World is cruel
Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school
Baby don't blow it
Don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it
Even Dear Abby'd say the same
Now I've called the shot
Get off the block I really gotta
Fly
Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky
Beauty school drop out
Beauty school drop out
Go back to high school
Beauty school drop out
Beauty school drop out
Go back to high school
Beauty school drop out
Beauty school drop out
Go back to high school