Former Fat Boys、Nate Lanthrum - 7 Evil Exes (The Official Unofficial Theme Song to Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
It's crazy this girl's got me wrapped around her little finger
She's skating through my dreams but I can't say I've ever seen her
She's got an attitude she's got a fantastic butt
But I'm playing with knives so I just may get cut
'Cuz these are the details of my precious little life
As I try to find a way to make it all work out right
It's like it's all been paused and she just pushed the start
I can take on Gannon now her potion refilled all my hearts
All these evil exes and no exits to run to
The old 1 2 its only forward can't go back no control z to undo
I got a crazy ex who's slightly underage filled with rage
Obsessed with my sex bob-omb on and off the stage
And what I lack in confidence I make up in spas
And when of flying array of demonic hipster chicks attacks
I'll just reflect their blast send it back
'Cuz I'm that smooth
I guess I can't lose
I'll fight these bad dudes
'Cuz she's got 7 7 7
Evil ex-boyfriends
And they're coming and I'm running
And I'm trying to defend
Her honor and her life
I've never lost a fight
And I ain't gone start tonight
They'll drop hard when I hook right
'Cuz she's got 7 7 7
Evil ex-boyfriends
And they're villain's super villains
So this just might be the end
So I grab on to her hand
Jam out with my band
It may look like I'm losing but
That's all part of the plan
This must be punishment for my seven deadly sins
That I committed 'cuz a little envy's doing me in
Like I'm Samson she's Delilah I get a new haircut I die 'cuz
That's my weakness and this week is not my week 'cuz I am sleepless
Between Lisa envy knives Kim Ramona and Winifred
And 7 evil exes my destruction is imminent
I need lives unlimited I need wins not useless points
With no bus fare a long walk home unless I score me some coins
'Cuz I just wanna say I love you like I'm Mario she's peach
But I'm feeling like a toad tool just staring at my feet
And I keep getting letters spelling my impending doom
But I just throw em in the trash
'Cuz I am about to go boom on her
7 7 7
Evil ex-boyfriends
And they're coming and I'm running
And I'm trying to defend
Her honor and her life
'Cuz I've never lost a fight
And I ain't gone start tonight
They'll drop hard when I hook right
'Cuz she's got 7 7 7
Evil ex-boyfriends
And they're villain's super villains
So this just might be the end
So I grab on to her hand
Jam out with my band
It may look like I'm losing but
That's all part of the plan
It's like I'm embattled in an epic quarrel
It's like I'm Jonathan strange but there's 7 Mr Norwell's
It's like playing contra without 30 lives I'mm a die
Mission impossible and I'm tom cruise now not 95
I can't win there's an ex-girlfriend now I can't hit a chick
Where do you punch em can't kick her a** can't punch her tits sh*t
If only I could find it on this subspace road a cheat code
For something from the gilded house of flying burritos mmm burritos
I'll use my bass guitar to whoop that vegan's a**
Manipulating sound waves like the boys and crash
I'll take down that famous actor and score his autograph
And if she lets me grab her boobs
I'll have the last laugh on her
7 7 7
Evil ex-boyfriends
And they're coming and I'm running
And I'm trying to defend
Her honor and her life
'Cuz I've never lost a fight
And I ain't gone start tonight
They'll drop hard when I hook right
'Cuz she's got 7 7 7
Evil ex-boyfriends
And they're villain's super villains
So this just might be the end
So I grab on to her hand
Jam out with my band
It may look like I'm losing but
That's all part of the plan
She's got 7 7 7
Evil ex-boyfriends
And they're villain's super villains
So this just might be the end
So I grab on to her hand
Jam out with my band
It may look like I'm losing but
That's all part of the plan