Dad I wanna be a rapper can I make a song with you
Not right now man dad kinda busy
Well e40 let his son rap and master p let lil romeo rap how come you don't let me rap
Ok I'll let you rap man uhh you know we just ya know we need some beats and you need to write some lyrics ya know you just can't rap homie
I got some beats
Where you get some beats from
I made em up in your studio
You made em up in my studio what you doin up in my studio
Workin on my new album
Workin on your new album who let you in my studio
Momma
Ttt man I'ma kick
I mixed it down and burnt it to a cd here ya go by the way man that's a cheap CD burner
What man you better not be talkin about my cd burner man I'ma play this s**t and it better bet tight and if its not I'ma take off my belt and whop your a*s you and your mom
Ok you made all this by yourself
Yea
Hmmm
Hey dad why don't you and me have a freestyle session you and me right now
Hahha uhhh yea hey get the headphones come in the booth couse
I'm in the booth freestylein with my son
Trippin on the beat he just made might as well get paied in the sixth grade
My phone is ringin while I'm singin
Hahaha cmon
What up hello recordin a song with my son its almost done
I'm freestylin on the mike I got on some dirty nikes
I done walked through the yard watchin them do the lap around the house
Talkin to my spouce
Dad my and my dad we rap so tight every word we say it sounds so right
We just like to do this and that cause all of the sudden our pockets were phat
When I was up little bittie kid hey dude guess what I did
I did good in school I did good in readin all of the sudden I did good in readin
All of the sudden man I wasnt cheatin on my tests and I did my best cause with god
I just passed the test
Yea uhh I useta alwase cheat catch me lookin at the next mans sheet
But I'ma tell you in the song we got our tests back and they both was wrong
He got a f I got a f I can do bad by my d**n self don't ever copy off your buddy take your a*s home and study
Cmon man cmon cmon up to the mike go go go go
Dad let me tell you one thing you just can't go around living like this man what you doin
Cause all of the sudden you gonna get picked
Cause if you go ahead and rob that dude cause he got more food
Man what you doin you can't live life through suueing man
Man I don't like this because man you alwase gettin pissed
Because every time you get mad some dude walk around bein sad
When you walk over their and cheer him up all of the sudden he got pride in his cup
Then you share with him and you share with he man that's the ultimate
Son we got some work to do yea I wanna chill in my coop deville