Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
Written by:John Cleese
A one two
A one two three four
Half a bee philosophically
Must ipso facto half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A Vis a Vis its entity you see
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury
Singing
A laa dee dee a one two three
Eric the half a bee
A b c d e f g
Eric the half a bee
Is this wretched demi bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie
No it's Eric the half a bee
A fiddle de dum a fiddle de dee
Eric the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh tee hee hee
Eric the half a bee
I love this hive employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi carnally
The end
Cyril Connolly
No semi carnally
Oh
Cyril Connelly