Revenge of the Nerds - Former Fat Boys Saltine Hard Corey Schooly Bus
It's the revenge of the fat kid the dork strikes back
I'm a brand new hope when these clones attack
A phantom menace I've returned with it's the rebirth
This is the revenge of the nerds
The fat kids back the fat kids returned
Picking up chicks with all the fat he burned
Still a nerd **** what you heard I'll emerge
King of the suburbs and lord of the adwords
Nerdier than starwars kinkier than startrek
Getting rasta packs like mama we there yet
Puppy dosed me I ain't leaving
I'll be hawking cds like my name was stephen
Shooting some aliens like I'm space man spiff
And I'm swimming with the fishes down with mc chris
No one ever says 'get good grades get straight a's it's ok
One day those a's will get you laid
One day those a's will get you payed
One days those a's will make you great
And you can rub that **** in everyone's face'
We've been pushed down in the dirt
We've been the source of your burns
Physically and emotionally hurt
We've heard all sorts of harsh words
Tease cause we're fat or were squirts
Gotten blood on our yoda shirts
We think it's time that you learn
We think it's time that you heard
We think it's time we stood up
We think it's time we return
We think it's time we were heard
This is the revenge of the nerds
Keefy keefy he's so beefy
He sat down and squashed the city
He's half cow and half a beener
Neener neener neener
Been pushed and I pushed back
Throw down from the chips track
While I smash him with a backpack
Kids wanna bring the big man down
Make me hit the ground
Make a big man sound
It's no wonder that I hit the stage
And let the nerdy rage spill off the page but
Still inside me is that lonely kid that
Who's just way too pissed because he's always hit just
Jotting down with a pad and a pen
If I wore a trench coat you'd take me seriously then
Why I don't get mad when other rappers diss
Cause I heard better fat jokes at the age of six so
Talk your smack behind my back
You better watch out cause I'm on the attack
And they kick and they punch and they taunt and they spit
Now they're all pissed off cause I'm big on the net go
We've been pushed down in the dirt
We've been the source of your burns
Physically and emotionally hurt
We've heard all sorts of harsh words
Tease cause we're fat or were squirts
Gotten blood on our yoda shirts
We think it's time that you learn
We think it's time that you heard
We think it's time we stood up
We think it's time we return
We think it's time we were heard
This is the revenge of the nerds
Once upon a time I wrote a rhyme
And this line it defined what was mine so benine now it's always rap time
Fillin the hole I wish I knew
You can't please everyone this much is true cause
People said this
And people said that
People said your nerdy on the mic when you rap
Who cares what they say when it's never that smart
They see your worth and how people judge your art
So show after show yo
I got addicted
To being on stage so unrestricted
Finally found peace and serenity
In a post modern identity
Now I rap for me and I can't go wrong
Not when kids with rhyme torrents have opinions on my songs
I'm here to lyrically ***isinate the mediocre
Stake to your heart rip bram stoker
I'm murderous now oh so solid
But back in the day I was a little awkward
Now in magazines watching my scene explode
Unfold and the future holds
Everything that I dreamed about the full count
Sermin on the mount come and hear me shout
All about nerd pride and what's inside
That sticks in the hearts and minds
Of the people back then
When the kids were evil
I plot and revenge now I laugh last
I came up in the game just oh quick fast
Now I see these people from my past
And they ask how did you do it
How did you come up in the game so fluid
I planned this planned to ninja vanish on all the haters
Now I command this command this
We've been pushed down in the dirt
We've been the source of your burns
Physically and emotionally hurt
We've heard all sorts of harsh words
Tease cause we're fat or were squirts
Gotten blood on our yoda shirts
We think it's time that you learn
We think it's time that you heard
We think it's time we stood up
We think it's time we return
We think it's time we were heard
This is the revenge of the nerds
We've been pushed down in the dirt
We've been the source of your burns
Physically and emotionally hurt
We've heard all sorts of harsh words
Tease cause we're fat or were squirts
Gotten blood on our yoda shirts
We think it's time that you learn
We think it's time that you heard
We think it's time we stood up
We think it's time we return
We think it's time we were heard
This is the revenge of the nerds