The Andrews Sisters - Don't Bring Lulu
Your presence is requested
wrote little Johnny White But with is invitation
there is a stipulation
When you attend this party
you'll all be treated right but
There's a wild and wooly woman
you boys can't invite now.
You can bring Pearl she's a darn nice girl
but don't bring Lulu
You can bring Rose with the turned up nose
but don't bring Lulu
Lulu always wants to do what we boys
don't want her to
When she struts her stuff around
London bridge is falling down
You can bring cake or Porterhouse steak
but don't bring Lulu
Lulu gets blue and she goes cuckoo
like the clock on the shelf
She's the kind of smartie who
breaks up every party
Hullabaloo loo don't bring Lulu
I'll bring her myself
We all went to the party
a real hi-toned affair
Then along came Lulu wild as any Zulu
She started into Charleston
and how the boys did stare but
When she did the hula-hula
then she got the air
You can bring Nan wjth
the old dead pan
but don't bring Lulu
You can bring Tess
with her no and yes
but don't bring Lulu
Lulu has the reddest hair
redder here and redder there
How can we boys keep our head
Bulls go wild when thsy see red
You can bring peas
and crullers and cheese
but don't bring lulu
Give her two beers
and she tears portiers
and she throws cups off the shelf
When she loves with feeling
the boys all hit the ceiling
Hullabalooloo don't bring lulu
She'll come here herself