Once upon a time
Prince and Princes
Were soon to get married, so
King ordered banquets
And built a big castle
Devil read the news
In the extra at Mickey D's
And as in all fairy tales
He must mess with it
Devil wants to spoil all
He just loves to mess things up
Devil kidnapped Princess
And took her to his den
With his small son
A dragon, bats, and puppies
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
He’s got a good eye
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
A sweet eye
Now here comes the wicked one
I'm the devil. I'm the devil
Better beware. Better beware
I'm the devil. I'm the devil
I will ruin all. I will ruin all
Prince got ready for a trip
To rescue his beloved
Chose a sharp sword
A helmet and a tough armor
Then he turned for a help
To a witch who gave him
A horse whose hind legs were
Stronger than those of frogs
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
Fresh and dainty
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
A sweet eye
Devil awaited Prince
Whetting his hard sword
And sheath
Prince fought with all his might
But Devil was tougher
He was in peril
When his horse
Rushed to help him
And kicked Devil to death
But being short sighted
Prince overlooked Devil's son
Who escaped as a mouse
Devil is gone
Princess was saved
Prince and Princess
Would get married
And together live happily
Ever after
That's what all thought
But here comes the evil one
I'm Devil Son. I'm Devil Son
I must revenge
I must revenge
I will kill Prince
I will kill Prince
And rape Princess
And rape Princess
Deviling sneaked into
The royal bedroom
And turning himself into
A T Rex pounced on Prince
Prince who was
Riding on Princess
Was swallowed up then
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
Fresh and dainty
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
A sweet eye
Deviling was chewing Prince
For some time but then
Finding one of Prince's eyes
To be too hard to chew
Spat it out on the white
Belly of Princess
Who stared at one eye of Prince
Fresh and dainty for long
But suddenly Princess picked up
The eye and
Threw it to her mouth
She chewed it for a while
And then
Screamed happily:
"Oh, my, yummy!"
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
Fresh and dainty
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
Princess ate it up
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
Fresh and dainty
One eye of Prince
One eye of Prince
So now it's all gone