Hit Crew Masters - I'm Back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
I murder a rhyme
One word at a time you never
Heard of a mind as
Perverted as mine you better
Get rid of that nine it aingt gonna help
What good's it gonna
Do against a man that strangles himself
I'm waiting for hell like hell sh*t
I'm anxious as hell
Manson you're safe in
That cell thankful is jail
I used to be my mommy's
Little Angel at twelve
At thirteen I was putting
Shells in the gage on the shelf
I used to get punked
And bullied on my block
Till I cut a kitten's head off
And stuck it in this kid's mailbox
I used to give a f**k
Now I could give a f**k less
What do I think of sucess
It sucks too much press
And stress too much zest
And breasts too upset
It's just too much mess I guess
I must just blew up quick yes
Grew up quick no
Was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong
Whatever I say is right
You think of my name
Now whenever you say hi
Became a commodity
'Cause i'm wag MTV was so friendly to me
Can't wait 'till Kim sees me
Now is it worth it Look at
My life how is it perfect
Read my lips b***h
What My mouth isn't working
You read this finger Oh it's upside down
Here let me turn this
Motherf**ker up right now
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
I take each individual degenerate
His head and reach into it
Just to see if he's influenced
By me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this sh*t
He's an innocent victim
And becomes a puppet
On the string of my tennis shoe
My name is Slim Shady
I've been crazy way
Before radio didn't play me
The sensational
Back it's the incredible
With Ken Kaniff who
Just finds the men edible
It's Ken Kaniff on the internet
Trying to lure your kids with him into bed
It's a sick world we're
Living in these days
Slim for pete's sake put down
Christopher Reeve's legs
Geez you guys are so sensitive
Slim it's a touchy subject try
And just don't mention it
Mind with no sense in it fried gets so frantic
'Cause eyes get so squinted
I'm blind from smoke in 'em
With my windows tinted with nine limos rented
Doing lines of coke in 'em
With a bunch of guys hopping out
All high and dosing it
And that's where I get my name from
That's why they call me
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
I take seven kids from
Columbine and stand 'em all in line
Add an AK fortyseven a revolver a nine
A MAC 11 and this oughtta
Solve this problem of mine
And that's a whole school
Of bullies shot up all of the time
'Cause I'm Shady they call me
As crazy as this world was
Over this whole yk thing and by the way
N'Sync why do they sing
Am I the only one who realizes they stink
Should I dye my hair pink
And care what y'all think
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings
That's why I tend to block out
When I hear things
'Cause all these fans screaming is
Making my ears ring
So I just throw up the middle
Finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor
That I was sticking it to Christina
'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this
Sorry Puff but I don't give
A f**k if this chick was my own mother
I'd still f**k her with no rubber and come inside her
And have a son and a new brother
At the same time
And she said what the man
What's my name
That's why They call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back I'm back
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Hi mom
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DTwelve
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Dr Dre
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Slim Shady
Two zerozero one
I'm blew out from this blunt
F**k