True Story (Skit) - Ja Rule (杰鲁)
Written by:R. Wilson
True f**kin' story
I swear on my mothers eyes
The greatest f**kin' come back ever
F**kin' bottom of the ninth right
Three balls two strikes
Two outs bases are loaded
Whitie horse hog is on the f**kin' mount
I don't know some f**kin' kid
This f**kin' kid comes up
I f**kin' put my drink down
F**kin' look up the f**kin' ball goes over the green monster
You hear what I'm tellin' you
I swear on my mothers eyes
True f**kin' story